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An Eskey is a loyal and cute little cat. he doesn't do much funny things, but will wake you up at the side of your bed with warm and loving head rubs on you. an Eskey Is usually a ginger and white cat and and is a very loving boy. An Eskey will hop on your bed and sleep with you. All of humanity loves An Eskey
Girl 2: OMG is This your cat!!
Girl 1: Ya, his name is Eskey.
Girl 2: ESKEEEYYY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM TAKING YOUU.
Eskey by YasssKween May 19, 2022
Words you can keep
Lil Pump Jetski's own personalized way of saying, "let's get it". The Trapper of the Century uses the word like an ad-lib, in both his music and in the real world. Often times in places that it wouldn't fit at all if somebody with over 7 brain cells tried to use it. But who really cares? Nobody. Fuck it he's the trapper of the century. Here are some examples:
Fits in the sentence: 'Bout to hit the Gucci store, esketit!
Doesn't fit in the sentence: Lil Pump never spend his money on a bitch, esketit!
esketit by Louis Vuitton Don II August 15, 2017
Related Words
Eskey esketit Esketihoops eskeetit esky Eskay eskere Esey eskemo eskettit
Esked or esking to have ducked out or ran away usually for being caught up in a risky situation. Originally comes from stoners trying to avoid the police also used by Gangstarz but becoming ever more popular in the council flat community
e.g. we wass all bunnin up zoots and the feds came so we ESKED the fucked out of there! ( we were partaking in the smoking of spliffs and the police showed up so we left promptly )
esked by cheddarblazin March 26, 2010

Eskefarto 

Eskefarto is a deadly disease that is caught by gay people that fart too much, in turn it causes them to explode from gas.
"Oh my god... did you hear about Yurp??!! He caught Eskefarto and he blew the fuck up!!"
Eskefarto by EskefartoLover May 15, 2020
Rapper Lil Pump's way of saying "Let's Get It".

Also used by edgy, white 14-year old boys who think Lil Pump is the best rapper of all time.
"Esketit! Lil Pump is the Trapper of the Century!", shouted Daniel.

*2 weeks later*

CBC: Breaking News! It is reported that a 14-year old boy named Daniel Anderson has engaged in a Mass Shooting at Poolesville High School. Reportedly 11 dead and 17 injured!
esketit by sayuze October 22, 2017
Something you say before you do some stupid shit.
Let me jump off this cliff real quick, ESKETTIT
Eskettit by Eric Hudson May 29, 2018

esketisbread 

"Good morning, Lil Pump. What are we doing today?"
"Esketisbread!!!! uwu"
esketisbread by tgcltgvlu November 17, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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