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eskemo

n.

one who is emo and/or listens to emo music, and frequently participates in various outdoor winter sports, such as snowboarding.
My friend spends all his time skiing and listening to Dashboard Confessional. He's such an eskemo.
by LDM October 12, 2005
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eskemo

Confined mainly to the booze-soaked Antipodean climes of Australia and New Zealand, an "Eskemo" is a portable alcohol storage container that has been customised by Emo kids with skulls, power puff girls and other incongruous cultural references to create a bizarre trinket that expresses their extraordinary individuality.
"Hey Luke, has all the ice melted in your Eskemo because I need some to clean this wound."
by Willy Tanner April 15, 2008
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Eskemo

A person that dresses, looks, and acts like an emo person but, however does not cut. They are obviously not scene due to their excessive black clothing and eyeliner or guyliner
"I'm not emo! I'm an eskemo!"
"I don't cut. I'm an eskemo.... I just like guyliner"
by Thatscenechic July 19, 2012
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eskimo explosion

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
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Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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Eskimo wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010
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Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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