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escortionist
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018
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escoop • escooter • Escoochie • Escoo • Escooome • Escoopazon • Escoop Velocity • ESCOOT • Escootit • E-scooter virginity
eSnoozer
Someone who spends the majority of their time online or on their computer.
An internet addict or a computer addict.
Broken down, it's meaning is an 'electronic snoozer'. This can also be classified as those who spend the majority of their time using any form of technology night and day.
An internet addict or a computer addict.
Broken down, it's meaning is an 'electronic snoozer'. This can also be classified as those who spend the majority of their time using any form of technology night and day.
eSnoozer by wordsnerds September 2, 2009
Escort
Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.
An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016
Lil Esco
Lil Esco by jerradsmom December 6, 2019
emergency escort
Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.
Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."
Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."
Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."
emergency escort by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009
Escort
For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Escort by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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