Escoo 

Finest guy on the planet & big dick energy

All the females want to fuck

That guy over there is so fine he has to be an Escoo

Escoo by Daphney November 23, 2021

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

eSnoozer 

Someone who spends the majority of their time online or on their computer.

An internet addict or a computer addict.

Broken down, it's meaning is an 'electronic snoozer'. This can also be classified as those who spend the majority of their time using any form of technology night and day.

He's been surfing the net since morning and it's 3:00am now! He's such an eSnoozer!

eSnoozer by wordsnerds September 2, 2009

Escort 

Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.

Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.

Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016

Lil Esco 

Some fat white kid that thinks he’s cool because he post videos of him smoking blunts on snapchat

Aye bruh chill, you startin to act like Lil Esco right now

Lil Esco by jerradsmom December 6, 2019

emergency escort 

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.

Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."

emergency escort by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009

Escort 

For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.

Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.

Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.

Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand

Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.

Escort by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023