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ESCOOT

Etymology: The term "ESCOOT" is rumoured to have originated deep within the Peruvian Andes, as an exclamation of alarm or delight during spiritual gatherings.

In modern English, the term is fast becoming the default call to arms for all Eskere Trappers to unite in reverie and bonhomie during social occasions. The term has gained international traction in Western Europe and beyond thanks to hashtags.
"Hey frate, let's ESCOOT to the party!"

"Wait... this isn't anal sex, this is ESCOOT-SCOOT!"
by red-white-and-scoot February 19, 2018
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escortionist

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
by kimbitz August 21, 2018
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Escort

Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.
by LilMissToru May 28, 2016
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emergency escort

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.
Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."
by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009
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Escort

For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.

Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.

Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand

Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023
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Escorto

Escorto is a pathetic loser who is an outcast to his family and society. Another correlation between Escorto is duderadical(nickname prior years before). He got the name escorto by using his fathers funds to buy escorts on daygameseduction.com. Not only did he use unusual sex toys, but he also recorded the experience and sent it to his normal brother for his approval. Escorto’s sister came across the video and was traumatized at what she saw. As of today Escorto stays sorrowful and has no motivation in keeping going in life.
Escorto got an email yesterday by daygame seduction that his payment was due.
by Anonymous017374737 June 4, 2021
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noah escott

An actor from Canada best known for his roles in Degrassi: Next Class and Backstage.
Did you see Noah Escott's post on Instagram?
by itsjustme45 September 2, 2020
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