The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.

Escoop Velocity by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007

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escopage

An escopage is a slew or whole bunch of stuff that has happened, or is. It could've happened to you, or someone else. Use it to describe event, or objects.

Man, an escopage of junk happened to me today.

Did you see that guy, he just bought an escopage of stuff.

escopage by w3bd3s1gn3r March 15, 2009

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escopete

Its spanish for gun also known as cuete

Back the fuck up cause i got the escopete.

escopete by torta May 11, 2008

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Escooome

Verbal Phrase, Used when you ain't feelin/smellin what someone is spittn'.

So someone comes up to you, and goes: "Hey, do you know what time it is?" or something so random, then you go "ESCOOOME! I ain't smellin that!"

Escooome by Ja-Jayred August 28, 2009

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