Escondildo

The Southern California City of Escondido combined with the word "dildo" to summarize the city's nature.

Samantha "What city do you live in?"
Jenny "Escondildo"

by baagel October 16, 2020

escondido high school

Esco high is the fucking best school to get fucked up at and go and jump some random foo in the bathroom, the security dont give any shits about anything they just kinda sit there and make sure no one dies. There is no ordinary day at esco everyone is either ina gang weither is EvD or Wennies (aka Weak shit or West side)

or the pussy ass taggers. If you kick it at the rails you best be down to get your ass whooped fo yo birthday. HA Wk Tk

G is gangter if you didnt know youz a dumbass
Escondido high school is the best school

by EScofoo January 9, 2019

Escondido

A small town in Southern California, half ghetto half not, containing bro hoes and bros alike, and where fun consists of hanging out at the local Star Mart and stealing alcohol. Parking lots are always a great place to be. The people are assholes and a majority end up staying in this town, also known as "Esco", that they love to hate for the rest of their lives.

Escon-ghetto. Nothing to do. Assholes. Rich assholes who hate the poor assholes.

by Zoo February 20, 2005

Escondido

Escondido is a city in north San Diego. Population at approximately 300,000. Known as " Esco ", " Hidden Valley ", " Escondildo ", Escotown ", Sex Con Dildos " and whatever else dumb ass niggas wanna come up with.

Most of the people are mexican and white but there are some blacks, asians, and middle eastern residents.

There are lots of gangs, tagger crews, and bitch crews in Escondido. The main gangs are "West Side", also known as "Weak Shit", and "Diablos", AKA "Rats" or "Ratas".

These groups are no threat to your life or anyone elses. They just kinda annoy everyone and give the 5 five foot three mexican teens and young adults something to do, eventhough there are all bitch ass niggas.

Contrary to polular belief there are lots of things to do in "Esco", but unfortunately lame ass people always wanna blaze up or drink just to have and excuse to fuck an ugly bitch. Females in Esco, like in other cities, drink and smoke to have an excuse to suck a dick or three and get away with it.

Law enforcement in Escondido is a joke but don't fux with the cops. They like to role deep.

There are a lot of surburban areas located on the outskirts of the city and on random streets of the city.

Never be afraid of any streets in " Esco " because nowone is down enough to do shit to you.

Lastly Esco is what I like to call "The Land of Wasted Talent".

Besides and including all that stuff, Escondido is the shit. Don't hate!

Escondido, AKA , The " Hidden City ".

by jbsurbandictionary August 15, 2008

escondido

one of the best city's in north county san diego pop 140k. borders san marcos to the west, valley center to the east, san diego to the south, rancho santa fe to the sw and hidden meadows on the north. Major freeways 15 and 78. 50%white 40%mexican and 10%other lots of rich people and a handfull (or two) of poor people as well, some chill people . Three H.S.
Home to: shit load of dealerships bmw mb audi etc. baddass stone brewery, north county westfield mall, active rideshop, wild animal park, icoplex, sickass cruisin grand, power plant, regal cinema, escondido cycle center, and lots of paisa stores. legendery skate spots. eric claptons road to escondido. big brother of sissy san marcos (no one even knows you exist)diablos and westiders are bunch of pussy ass bitches. lots of temecula people taking escondidians jobs (stay in your own county)

dude lets hit up escondido for some stone brewskis.

by NC San Diegan October 16, 2008

black escondido

A black Escondido is a term used by the black society used to describe a white outsider with an unusually small penis.

Thug #1- Yo my ni**a look at this bitch ass black escondido we got crusing around on our streets

Thug #2- I hate these bitch ass black escondidos they got that small shit ye dig?

Thug#1-Lets jack his ride i dont want know N***a ass escondidos in my good

by black man ye dig 2 August 7, 2010

Escondido

The ghetto neighbor to the average San Marcos and the red-neck Ramona and Valley Center. Home to 3 shitty public High schools and a ton of Mexican-filled elementaries. There are a couple good people, some old people, and a lot of weird-ass "gangstas" who really aren't that much of a trouble. If you don't have much money, Escondido is probably the place you'll end up, unless you want to live out in the middle of nowhere (Ramona and Valley Center). San Marcos is too expensive for the poorer middle class. There aren't many Upper class people, nor many poor people. The occasional beggar/scammer doesn't get anything 'cuz people are too uptight/smart to give money to 'em.

Person 1: Hey I live in Escondido
Person 2: Oh... I'm sorry.

Or occasionally when you meet someone wealthy:

Person 1: Hey I live in Escondido.
Person 2: Where the fuck is that?
Person 1: -_-

by DuchessBlarg September 27, 2011