Escalante 

When a hooker jerks you off into a spoon and then feeds it to you.

I got an escalante last night and it only cost $15.

Escalante by BigHeavy D March 12, 2017

Escalante Special

The act of performing consensual sexual activities with a person, preferably girl, and then being accused of taking advantage of her the next morning.

I thought I was out for a night of fun but got the Escalante Special instead.

Escalante Special by Homosexual Rapist March 20, 2017

Escalante Valley 

A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.

It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.

Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.

On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.

Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.

In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.

I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.

Escalante Valley by BdogW February 9, 2019

janelle escalante 

I very kind girl with sharp, brown eyes and full lips. She usually has curly hair but decides to straighten it. She can tell if someone is feeling bad. She is good at everything she does, but thinks she is terrible.

That girl Janelle Escalante is very kind and sweet. I like her.

janelle escalante by DynamicJke February 15, 2017

Queen of escalation

A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉

A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.

Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.

Queen of escalation by Bug Bug Bug Bug Bug November 26, 2021

escawaiter 

The people who stand in front of you on an escalator when you're in a rush.

Sully: Where were you man?! The show is already half over!

Nick: Sorry, bro. I got stuck behind an escawaiter.

escawaiter by quadskii October 9, 2009

relationship escalator 

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

relationship escalator by Enuja August 26, 2013