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erisian
The more uncommon term for "discordian;" Discordianism is a somewhat satirical "religion" following the attitude of the Greek Goddess Eris (Roman counterpart: Discordia), thus "Eris-ian."
Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.
Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.
An Erisian is not allowed to be serious; those caught doing such shall most likely be beaten nearly to death with inflatable pool toys.
erisian by Erisephonyx June 6, 2016
sock erosion
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012
erasing
a form of self mutilation. you basically just rub an eraser over your skin really fast and it burns really bad and eventually the skin can break. it scars worse and hurts a lot longer than cutting yourself will, which is why for some people it works better. it gets the job done when mom finds out about the cutting.
My mom found out about me cutting and took away my razors. It's all good, though, she can't keep me away from pencils so there's always erasing.
erasing by jeansandeyeliner April 12, 2011
chin erosion
The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.
Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!
Nah I dont feel like going today man.
Why not?
I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
Nah I dont feel like going today man.
Why not?
I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
chin erosion by Shibbda March 4, 2008
financial erosion
The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.
financial erosion by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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