martin's definitions

xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

by Martin March 15, 2005

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

china

In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

by martin March 22, 2005

shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

by Martin December 11, 2004

ripple

it means good or wicked

damn that film was ripple

by martin May 13, 2005

pimdaddy

best pimp of them all

yo churro, your the pimpdaddy

by Martin April 19, 2003