erasing 

a form of self mutilation. you basically just rub an eraser over your skin really fast and it burns really bad and eventually the skin can break. it scars worse and hurts a lot longer than cutting yourself will, which is why for some people it works better. it gets the job done when mom finds out about the cutting.

My mom found out about me cutting and took away my razors. It's all good, though, she can't keep me away from pencils so there's always erasing.

erasing by jeansandeyeliner April 12, 2011

erasing your fingerprints 

Masturbating so violently that there is enough friction to erase the fingerprints on your masturbating hand.

Sorry man, I just watched that hot chick from That 70s Show and had to erase my fingerprints really fast.

Erasing your fingerprints?

You know, whack it.

erasing your fingerprints by Bob McGillian January 12, 2011

Easing the Badger 

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

Easing the Badger by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Quantitative Easing 

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

Quantitative Easing by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

easington

Easington is a shithole and is full of some strange but some fit lads

“Hey are you down easington”

easington by Shardyyxo January 11, 2018

dick easing 

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

dick easing by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

easington lane 

A drug hole with chavs at ya neck

Shit hole

Isis would not bomb here to much of a shit hole our Easington Lane

easington lane by Bobtopchav November 25, 2019