erectlocution

Da "shocking" display of "birthday-suit" performing dat da King performed for da all-adult-male audience, as described by Huckleberry Finn in Chapter 23 of da book.

It is not actually stated whether da King had a hard-on during his "erectlocution" performance, but given both his advanced age and da large amount of alcohol dat he and da Duke were in da habit of consuming, it's doubtful dat said "old rascal" could have significantly "gotten it up" no matter what da time or setting.

erectlocution by QuacksO January 3, 2026

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Electrocution

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.

Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.

Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

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Erectiocutioner

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid

I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.

Erectiocutioner by shaniqua March 5, 2004

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Erectricution

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.

Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

Erectricution by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020