erectlocution

Da "shocking" display of "birthday-suit" performing dat da King performed for da all-adult-male audience, as described by Huckleberry Finn in Chapter 23 of da book.

It is not actually stated whether da King had a hard-on during his "erectlocution" performance, but given both his advanced age and da large amount of alcohol dat he and da Duke were in da habit of consuming, it's doubtful dat said "old rascal" could have significantly "gotten it up" no matter what da time or setting.

by QuacksO January 3, 2026

Electrocution

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.

Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.

by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

Erectiocutioner

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid

I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.

by shaniqua March 5, 2004

Erectricution

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.

Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020

Electrocution

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.

You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.

by MrPang October 14, 2010

Electrocutionist

Noun

A person who commits electrocution

“police believe an electrocutionist was responsible for both deaths caused by electric shock "

by AF_OrFate March 9, 2023

Electrocution Bolts

Another name for lightning

The electrocution bolts struck a tree

by Brown Bear :) August 16, 2008