erecollection 

The memory old men have when they remember what getting an erect penis feels like.

After the viagra, Todd had an erecollection of when he could get wood with pills.

erecollection by ThemMongooses May 7, 2016

Erecollection 

When you get a boner from thinking about an old fling.

I dreamed about that chick I banged in Cabo in '03 and woke up with a raging erecollection.

Erecollection by thatonefella7 July 16, 2011

Erecollection 

Erecollection - the strong memory of an erotic event

We had an erecollection of our time together in the mountain cabin last year. We had erecollection.

Erecollection by JamesAlex June 7, 2021

Recollections may vary 

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

Recollections may vary by RetSet March 10, 2021

I have no recollection 

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

I have no recollection by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

convenient recollection 

A memory recalled inacuratley, to unconsciously protect against guilt, anxiety, or unwanted associations.

Are you kidding? She must be having convenient recollection!

convenient recollection by Taylor Larson October 17, 2006

recollection 

Teh process of thinking back to when times were either worse or better - all thoughts being memories.

My recollection of that holiday was that it was the start of a nationwide phenomena

recollection by The Mamma with the Quan December 20, 2007