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edward cullen's (the dazzling, "seventeen" year old vampire from the twilight saga) alter-ego whenever he over-thinks about anything to do with his lamb, bella.
bella wants an ice cream cone? edward is there.
bella wants to see jacob black? emoward comes out.
alice cullen: have you seen edward today?

emmett cullen: yea. what's wrong with him?

alice cullen: bella brought up wanting to become a vampire again. he's become emoward.
emoward by bree noelle March 22, 2009
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A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

emotardation 

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.
"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."
emotardation by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007
Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.
"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"

emogarden 

a place where emos prefer to hang out. These places may include Flinders St Stations, dark alleys, an emo's bedroon, etc..
These places are usually stained with blood, from all the constant wrist-slitting orgies emos have.
Flinders has turned into an emogarden
emogarden by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 28, 2007
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