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Environati 

1. Any of various groups claiming special environmental enlightenment.

2. persons who claim to be unusually enlightened regarding the environment, climate change, or any new-age nature-based religion (usu. one that worships some kind of earth goddess) that serves as religious justification for extreme environmentalism.

3. The educated, fanatical, and self-righteous members within the larger environmentalist movement.
1. While most people agree that climate change is a real, man-made phenomenon, the Environati continually refuse to acknowledge the argument that cutting carbon to 1950s levels would plunge the world economy into a global depression.

2. The Environati is claiming another victory today after the city council agreed to tax the holy shit out of residents in order to fund construction of a light rail transit system that no one will ever use.

3. "The Environati was protesting genetically modified crops outside Safeway again today. I told one of them that going back to organic agriculture would result in the starvation of 2 billion people, but he just mumbled something about 'Frankenfood' and handed me a flier."
Environati by SapphEyes November 22, 2009
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envigorating 

Mother: "How do you spell envigorating?"

Son: No mommy it's spelt with an "i" at the start not an "e".
envigorating by Zechariah August 22, 2008

Enviromaniac 

A person who takes their love and appreciation for the environment to extreme protest and application.
If the enviromaniacs have it their way, we'll all be living in trees and taking staycations forever.
Enviromaniac by If at All Band October 9, 2008

enviropath 

An individual intellectually and emotionally alienated from, and hostile to, the natural environment or biosphere, often to a murderous degree. (See also: sociopath, psychopath, Monsanto et al).
You'd need to be a complete enviropath to work for Monsanto
enviropath by Frank Riverman October 15, 2015

envirolitist 

a person who believes that because of his own environmental values and practices, he is morally superior to most other people; an environmental hyprocrite
"Did you know that RFK Jr. flies around the world in a private jet preaching energy conservation?"

"What an envirolitist!"
envirolitist by Rich H April 17, 2008

Environazi

Not to be confused with Enviromarxist, although one can be both an Enviromarxist and an Environazi.

Environazis believe that animals are the master race, and that mankind are inferior, cruel and violent creatures who have plagued the earth and seek to disrupt the perceived "natural order", in which animals reign supreme.
PETA is a prime example of an Environazi organization. While they claim to merely be for the "ethical" treatment of animals, in actuality this is just a cover up to hide their true intentions. They seek to impose Environazism on the world, which primarily consists of their final solution, in which the human race will be wiped out, and their loyal members are reincarnated as animals.
Environazi by Destroyer25 January 11, 2012

Envisionation

She used her envisionation to manifest her deepest desires.