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Envirofactor 

The ghetto way to calculate the amount of garbage used per broken TV. (X tons of garbage * 2000 lbs) / #of Broken TVs = the Envirofactor
Man, last month our recycling efforts for the balls! Our Envirofactor was only 1.7! Sa-wheat!
Envirofactor by ShopJimmy May 5, 2011

enviropath 

An individual intellectually and emotionally alienated from, and hostile to, the natural environment or biosphere, often to a murderous degree. (See also: sociopath, psychopath, Monsanto et al).
You'd need to be a complete enviropath to work for Monsanto
enviropath by Frank Riverman October 15, 2015

Environazi

Not to be confused with Enviromarxist, although one can be both an Enviromarxist and an Environazi.

Environazis believe that animals are the master race, and that mankind are inferior, cruel and violent creatures who have plagued the earth and seek to disrupt the perceived "natural order", in which animals reign supreme.
PETA is a prime example of an Environazi organization. While they claim to merely be for the "ethical" treatment of animals, in actuality this is just a cover up to hide their true intentions. They seek to impose Environazism on the world, which primarily consists of their final solution, in which the human race will be wiped out, and their loyal members are reincarnated as animals.
Environazi by Destroyer25 January 11, 2012

Environati 

1. Any of various groups claiming special environmental enlightenment.

2. persons who claim to be unusually enlightened regarding the environment, climate change, or any new-age nature-based religion (usu. one that worships some kind of earth goddess) that serves as religious justification for extreme environmentalism.

3. The educated, fanatical, and self-righteous members within the larger environmentalist movement.
1. While most people agree that climate change is a real, man-made phenomenon, the Environati continually refuse to acknowledge the argument that cutting carbon to 1950s levels would plunge the world economy into a global depression.

2. The Environati is claiming another victory today after the city council agreed to tax the holy shit out of residents in order to fund construction of a light rail transit system that no one will ever use.

3. "The Environati was protesting genetically modified crops outside Safeway again today. I told one of them that going back to organic agriculture would result in the starvation of 2 billion people, but he just mumbled something about 'Frankenfood' and handed me a flier."
Environati by SapphEyes November 22, 2009

enviropath 

Someone that takes environmentalism to the next level,looking like a nutjob in the process.
jim:check out that guy ridin' up in his solar powered car.
steve:sweet,his clothes are made of organic hemp&he lives in a house made of mud.
Jim:Let's run that enviropath over with my dodge hemi.
enviropath by ludog April 4, 2008

Environazi

A fundamentalist environmentalist who doesn't appreciate anything man made and in fact fights for the irrational preservation of things that have nothing to do with environmental health. also a general asshole with their views
My English teacher said that the environment is more important than human life and then yelled at someone who was saying his/her instead of the feminine pronouns!

-pfff what a environazi
Environazi by Profveuxauxmerde April 9, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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