environaut

an environmentalist. Derivative: environautics (=science of the environment; ecology).

The seminar was attended by scores of environauts.

by uttam maharjan December 14, 2011

Envirofactor

The ghetto way to calculate the amount of garbage used per broken TV. (X tons of garbage * 2000 lbs) / #of Broken TVs = the Envirofactor

Man, last month our recycling efforts for the balls! Our Envirofactor was only 1.7! Sa-wheat!

by ShopJimmy May 5, 2011

enviropath

An individual intellectually and emotionally alienated from, and hostile to, the natural environment or biosphere, often to a murderous degree. (See also: sociopath, psychopath, Monsanto et al).

You'd need to be a complete enviropath to work for Monsanto

by Frank Riverman October 15, 2015

Environazi

Not to be confused with Enviromarxist, although one can be both an Enviromarxist and an Environazi.

Environazis believe that animals are the master race, and that mankind are inferior, cruel and violent creatures who have plagued the earth and seek to disrupt the perceived "natural order", in which animals reign supreme.

PETA is a prime example of an Environazi organization. While they claim to merely be for the "ethical" treatment of animals, in actuality this is just a cover up to hide their true intentions. They seek to impose Environazism on the world, which primarily consists of their final solution, in which the human race will be wiped out, and their loyal members are reincarnated as animals.

by Destroyer25 January 11, 2012

Environati

1. Any of various groups claiming special environmental enlightenment.

2. persons who claim to be unusually enlightened regarding the environment, climate change, or any new-age nature-based religion (usu. one that worships some kind of earth goddess) that serves as religious justification for extreme environmentalism.

3. The educated, fanatical, and self-righteous members within the larger environmentalist movement.

1. While most people agree that climate change is a real, man-made phenomenon, the Environati continually refuse to acknowledge the argument that cutting carbon to 1950s levels would plunge the world economy into a global depression.

2. The Environati is claiming another victory today after the city council agreed to tax the holy shit out of residents in order to fund construction of a light rail transit system that no one will ever use.

3. "The Environati was protesting genetically modified crops outside Safeway again today. I told one of them that going back to organic agriculture would result in the starvation of 2 billion people, but he just mumbled something about 'Frankenfood' and handed me a flier."

by SapphEyes November 22, 2009

enviropath

Someone that takes environmentalism to the next level,looking like a nutjob in the process.

jim:check out that guy ridin' up in his solar powered car.
steve:sweet,his clothes are made of organic hemp&he lives in a house made of mud.
Jim:Let's run that enviropath over with my dodge hemi.

by ludog April 4, 2008

Environazi

A fundamentalist environmentalist who doesn't appreciate anything man made and in fact fights for the irrational preservation of things that have nothing to do with environmental health. also a general asshole with their views

My English teacher said that the environment is more important than human life and then yelled at someone who was saying his/her instead of the feminine pronouns!

-pfff what a environazi

by Profveuxauxmerde April 9, 2011