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EnriqueSam 

It is a large medetarain coloured, fluffy thing that plays soccer and talks soccer and is liking to play wif a soccer ball
Hi can I play with your EnriqueSam
EnriqueSam by Bobmarly August 14, 2018
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Enriqueta Martí 

(1868-1913) A Spanish serial killer, aka "The Vampire of Barcelona": a sociopath with a business plan.

She arrived in Barcelona in 1888 and began working as a maid, but found that she could earn more working as a prostitute. A quick learner, she took the chance to overhear the perverse secrets of the wealthy. Soon she opened a brothel, prostituting children ages 5 through 14 to the city's rich pedophiles. Always adept at capturing children, she would dress in rags and visit the destitute Raval district, where the children looked the most abandoned. She could then go to the galas at the opera house in all of her finery, meeting with her clients. In 1909, her brothel was discovered by police, but her wealthy contacts intervened, saving her from prison.

Enriqueta's next move was the cosmetic needs of the wives and mistresses of her clientele; she began procuring children ages twelve and under, killing them and using their bone marrow, blood, and fat as face creams, love potions, charms, and cures for typhoid, tuberculosis, syphilis, and other diseases. In February, 1912, the reports of six-year-old Teresita Guitart's abduction and a suspicious neighbor's sighting of the missing girl led to Enriqueta Martí's downfall. Her list of contacts was discovered among bloody clothes of children, knives, scalps of blond hair, jars of blood and fat, various scorched bones, and an old book of potions.
Enriqueta Martí adamantly stated that her clients were the monsters, but not her; it was just her business. Child prostitutes for the gentlemen, elixirs and face creams for the ladies.
The high-class women who brought Enriqueta's "face creams" knew where these products came from, but a street child was little more than a piece of trash to them.

The police arrived in time to save Teresita and another six-year-old, Angelita, but too late to save Pepito, a boy of the same age; Angelita saw Martí kill him and serve his flesh as a meal.
Enriqueta Martí was killed in 1913 by her fellow inmates, but none of her clients was ever brought to justice.
Enriqueta Martí by Lorelili November 27, 2010

enriqueta 

Enriqueta is a girl version of the name Enrique. Friends and family refer to Enriqueta's as : quetita, queta, quesha, kike, keka
Enriqueta is a great student.
Enriqueta loves flowers.

My mothers name is enriqueta
enriqueta by calmex February 3, 2010

Enriqueta 

Enriqueta is a girl versión of Enrique. She like everyone unless they harm her. She is really special To her Friends. She is really fast and she loves atletics. She is serious when it comes To Love . She is really respectful and help people in need. People call her by queta,enri,or enrique. Some people cant say her name some can
Boy:wow she is really fast
Girl:yeah shes my friend her name is enriqueta
Boy:Wow long name but shes pretty cool!
Enriqueta by Abigail 8537 March 22, 2019
Enriques
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enriquesuave 

Wow, you have orange pubes! just like an original enriquesuave.
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Enriquesexual 

A phenomenon where Straight Men fall in love and/or simp for a feminine boy. The word originated from Enrique Vogue, a man who made men swoon over him without even trying.
“Josh is extremely enriquesexual for Aaron.”
“That’s another one on the list. How many enriquesexuals are there at this point
Far too many.”
Enriquesexual by stinkig September 14, 2020
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