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Enkel's are usually terrible at cooking. They tend to like pointless sports such as nascar ( or left turning) Also wheres to much makeup
Jeez, did you try Enkel's cooking? It sucks , she is such a Nathan!
Enkel by Muisey November 22, 2011
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Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
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An Enjel is caring and sexy. If you can find an Enjel that is 5’6, tan, and really fit, you have hit the jackpot. Enjel is the name of someone who is talented, has a great sense of humor, amazing personality, and has great looks. An Enjel is an irreplaceable person that is always there for his friends.
Look at that guy over there working out... he is such an Enjel.
Enjel by kimjongjordan January 5, 2021

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015
Enkela is a smart,funny and from certain points a weird person. Is into fandoms and knows a lot about what's going on out there. She is gorgeous and beautiful loved by many
"Did you see enkela?"
"Yeah she was amazing my best friend"
enkela by Annikaa December 29, 2016

Pimp Envelope 

A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.
Pimp Envelope by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010

Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.
"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."
Magic Envelope by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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