Envelope

A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page).

Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?"
Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope"

by blandz17 September 03, 2009

Envelope

To cream on a girl's panties, proceeding to have her put them on and become sealed to her

Ralph ended a great hook up by giving Nicolette an envelope to enjoy

by larzdaddy May 13, 2012

Envelope

Condensed water in the sky, generally in white, that causes the rain. Cloud

Look the envelopes in the sky. I guess will rain tonight!

by claudio caetano May 11, 2006

envelope

An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.

Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.

by TheDarkFlower June 23, 2009

envelope

A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.

Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock

by bjmike November 07, 2010

envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

envelope

to ejaculate between a woman's asscheeks and hold together until they're stuck shut.

After I gave her the envelope her shit got stuck up her asshole, it was hilarious.

by Charles Monroe March 30, 2005