Englis-ha

A language pronouncing the english language so bassicly if you wanted to say the word alliance you would say allience because that is how the word is pronounced

I spek englis-ha ouhat abaout yowuh.

by The language inventor October 31, 2021

english hacker

One who hacks the English language to suite their own purposes. Typically involves the creation of new phrases and words as well as alternate definitions for existing words.

Urban Dictionary is like a gathering ground for english hackers.

by That Nick Guy October 29, 2005

the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008

English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

by Mijioshi October 20, 2018

english hat

a french definition for a condom as told to me by my german french teacher

so i must believe him

damn id like to have sex with you pretty lady, but first we need an english hat as to not bring an unwanted baby into this world.

by J-fri April 18, 2005

english hall

Unexpected... most definitely unexpected. In an incredible way

Come live in English Hall. We are unexpected.

by Expect the unexpected September 29, 2017