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endurovision

A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's patient endurance.
"Are you going to watch Endurovision this year?" "No, I can't be bothered."
endurovision by BJXX November 8, 2007
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Endurocross

A mix of super-cross and enduro held indoors over obstacles resembling a trials track. Tracks incorporate various elements of off-road riding, including rocks, boulders, logs, sand, mud, a water-hole and special obstacles (like giant tires). Riders usually crash numerous times. Pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go over to that off road park and do some Enduro riding?"
Person2: "Sounds fun, but I'd rather ride Motocross."
Person 1: "Why don't we just ride some Endurocross?"
Person 2: "Good idea!"
Endurocross by Fazerman7 September 19, 2011
Enduro is the concept of riding your overpriced bicycle up a hill slowly while telling misses jokes and drinking electrolytes. Then at the top you ride down as fast as you can in your unfit state. You repeat this process several times and then upon termination of the event you come up with inventive excuses as to why you didn't win.
There is an enduro race on next week in Dublin.

Did you enter the enduro competition yet?

See this bike has a lot of suspension that you can stiffen for climbing and soften for descending, it's an enduro bike

Endurowack 

The act of prolonged masturbation. Masturbation as a form of exercise. Endurance training for masturbation.
I skipped the gym today, and had to settle for a endurowack.
Endurowack by Sirhcmarak February 15, 2014
Fun and cool sport. For men With balls. #2stroke
It's a dirt bike made for offroad # being defined enduro
Enduro by Abbe babbe päron pung December 12, 2016

illegal enduro

Enduro Rider who shouts "Ihr Pimmellutscher" to people and then flee's while mumbling "fuck fuck fuck"

#FuckFuckFuck
#Pimmellutscher!
Yelling "You Cocksuckers" at people and then running of saying "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...."

Scenario:
Enduro Rider: "Fuck you guys!"
*Guys start following him*
Enduro Rider: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

He did the Illegal Enduro.
illegal enduro by HeXa_GfX May 1, 2017