enduro

Enduro is the concept of riding your overpriced bicycle up a hill slowly while telling misses jokes and drinking electrolytes. Then at the top you ride down as fast as you can in your unfit state. You repeat this process several times and then upon termination of the event you come up with inventive excuses as to why you didn't win.

There is an enduro race on next week in Dublin.

Did you enter the enduro competition yet?

See this bike has a lot of suspension that you can stiffen for climbing and soften for descending, it's an enduro bike

by RMK global race division June 26, 2017

Enduro

Fun and cool sport. For men With balls. #2stroke

It's a dirt bike made for offroad # being defined enduro

by Abbe babbe päron pung December 12, 2016

illegal enduro

Enduro Rider who shouts "Ihr Pimmellutscher" to people and then flee's while mumbling "fuck fuck fuck"

#FuckFuckFuck
#Pimmellutscher!

Yelling "You Cocksuckers" at people and then running of saying "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...."

Scenario:
Enduro Rider: "Fuck you guys!"
*Guys start following him*
Enduro Rider: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

He did the Illegal Enduro.

by HeXa_GfX May 1, 2017

Guitar Hero endurance

A measure of one's ability to play extended fast sections in Guitar Hero and Rock Band before before becoming utterly exhausted and not being able to finish the song.

"I can't make it through Raining Blood - I can nail the main section for the first thirty seconds, but then my vision begins to narrow and my lips begin turning blue."

"Dude - sounds like you need to work on your Guitar Hero endurance."

by Scott Shumaker February 12, 2008

endurovision

A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's patient endurance.

"Are you going to watch Endurovision this year?" "No, I can't be bothered."

by BJXX November 8, 2007

Gaming Endurance

An ability that one gains after hours upon hours of gaming, of not needing to eat. While in Gaming Endurance state, one cannot perform simple daily tasks like taking out the trash without loosing the ability and feeling hungry again.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been playing WoW like 10 hours straight, aren't you starving?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Gaming Endurance. I can go on for 10 more without breaking sweat..

by Juriel Minimus November 26, 2011

Endurocross

A mix of super-cross and enduro held indoors over obstacles resembling a trials track. Tracks incorporate various elements of off-road riding, including rocks, boulders, logs, sand, mud, a water-hole and special obstacles (like giant tires). Riders usually crash numerous times. Pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go over to that off road park and do some Enduro riding?"
Person2: "Sounds fun, but I'd rather ride Motocross."
Person 1: "Why don't we just ride some Endurocross?"
Person 2: "Good idea!"

by Fazerman7 September 19, 2011