A portmanteau comprised from blending parts from the
words Eppi etymologist blimpo hippo hip and hippopotamus. Definition: A genius etymologist with a hippo-sized ass and preternatural knack for divining the origin and meanings of vernacular
words in common usage throughout urban
America ... and the world-at-large. See: Einstein
She was a genius etymologist, holding a PhD in
American Slang from the prestigious Wharton
School of Slangonomics ... a true Eppypotamus!