Employim

Derogatory term for "people" who have jobs, derivative of the Hebrew term 'goyim'. Suggests that the employed are of a lower-class to the unemployed. Also suggests that the employed are slaves to their work, with very little freetime and total reliance on their grueling, soul-sucking work. See also: wagecuck, wage slave.

Employed Man: I work a 9-5 at-
Unemployed Man: Sorry, I don't fraternize with the employim.

Employim by dontreadtheTOS March 14, 2026

employified 

Being paid to do as work the kind of activities that are usually a hobby

I would have done this anyway I'm glad I'm employified to do it

I want to be employified full time

Being employified turns fun into a job.

employified by xoblong November 12, 2010

employification

Type of work for which one is paid in cash usually under the table

I needed some quick cash so I got some employification

employification by blancherize November 12, 2010

employment fellatio 

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

employment fellatio by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

Employment Officer 

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

Employment Officer by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009

Employmecide

When an individual leaves a perfectly good job for no apparent reason.

"Did you hear Mike just quit his great job?"
"You mean, he committed employmecide?"
"Yeah, that idiot just left his perfectly good job for no apparent reason!!"

Employmecide by EL JEFE x100 April 21, 2009

Employment HIV 

or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.

Employment HIV by TheSparky04 November 2, 2011