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pee-emptive strike 

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
pee-emptive strike by Obie M March 31, 2011

Empathicide 

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.
My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.
Empathicide by Swangirl December 29, 2010

Empathopenic 

From "Empathy" and "penic" (lacking)
Empathopenic = I don't give a sh*t

The edumcated version of "dilligaf"
How are you today ?

It's Friday and I'm a bit empathopenic.
Empathopenic by Mr Tux March 28, 2008

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.
John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.
pre-emptive dumping by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Empathighs

Masculine. The automatic act of slamming shut one's thighs when witnessing another male get whacked in the nuts.
"Oh, man! when I saw that guy get hit in the nuts with the baseball bat I totally empathighsed.
Empathighs by zenrose May 15, 2009

empathic badass 

Another name for a "kinion" or fan of Kati Morton. Describes someone who is empathetic, strong, caring, and smart. These people make great friends and are just generally good people. They represent a community of people learning and improving their mental health journey, thanks to professional online guidance from Kati on YouTube.
Dang, that person must be an empathic badass.