Empack

The Nick-name for an entitled prick who makes absolutely awful takes and can never keep his stories straight. Commonly Rage-baits and is built like a skinny dwarf with down-syndrome.

Keemstar was shocked to hear everyone calling him an "Empack clone", but he fit the description.

by DragonKeepReference April 9, 2024

Empachoation

When a person eats too much and gets too bloated to the point of almost barfing but not quite there yet. It's super close though.

Prof Shamon: oh I better stop eating too much McSpicy, I think i got empachoation.

by Oxxy_Montalvy November 15, 2016

Empact

Empowerment in Action. It means not only giving someone fish and teaching them how to fish, but also empowering them with a sense of possibility so that they may find a whole new way to catch fish that you've never thought of.

As a leader, I am empacting my group.

by Megjo February 5, 2010

empakini

When women wear empanadas to cover their private parts like a bikini. Unlike white people that eat edible underwear that is made out of candy, hispanics love empanadas on their women a lot better.

"Wanda was wearing an empakini to seduce her oversized husband."

by foscuba December 30, 2011

Empached

Over eating. Bloated. Food comma

You look Empached

Just tore up Taco Bell, I feel Empached

by HaysonChorroburger May 22, 2021

empacher

A rowing boat, distinguished by its yellow hull: the stiffness and quality of which, like K-Settle's banana-buddy depends on age:

an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.

an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit

Imagine a crew rowing on the 30th June, 2004, in an empacher built at 20:00, 30th June, 1999

19:59 - With this uber empacher, we are assured of victory
20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken

by Easy Rider August 29, 2004

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019