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A rowing boat, distinguished by its yellow hull: the stiffness and quality of which, like K-Settle's banana-buddy depends on age:

an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.

an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit
Imagine a crew rowing on the 30th June, 2004, in an empacher built at 20:00, 30th June, 1999

19:59 - With this uber empacher, we are assured of victory
20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken
by Easy Rider August 29, 2004
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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