by HaysonChorroburger May 23, 2021
A rowing boat, distinguished by its yellow hull: the stiffness and quality of which, like K-Settle's banana-buddy depends on age:
an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.
an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit
an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.
an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit
Imagine a crew rowing on the 30th June, 2004, in an empacher built at 20:00, 30th June, 1999
19:59 - With this uber empacher, we are assured of victory
20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken
19:59 - With this uber empacher, we are assured of victory
20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken
by Easy Rider August 29, 2004