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emologist 

someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)
sandra sands is an emologist, she thinks she knows everything
emologist by The-Emologist October 15, 2006
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emologist 

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
emologist by Bryant September 15, 2004

emological 

Emotionally logical, i.e. having a sense of coherence and reasonableness in one's emotions, expressions of emotion, or emotional processes.
I am trying my best to deal with my boyfriend's temper tantrums in an emological manner, but he nearly drives me up the wall.
emological by theking0fhearts October 13, 2006

emological 

Something that would otherwise be considered illogical to non-emo people is logical in the "emo" sense. e.g, cutting your wrists.
Man, that kid was being totally emological when he traded his XBOX for a record player.
emological by Tim Sath June 11, 2006

emotomic bomb 

A sudden blast of overwrought emo that comes out of nowhere, usually caused by something that just happened in the user's life but which no one witnessing the emo is yet aware of; often peppered with four-letter words.
"After today, I'm am only using Twitter for self-promotion purposes. Fuck this. Fuck the celebration of mediocrity! Fuck it all!"

"Whoa, what's with the emotomic bomb, Oppenheimer?"
emotomic bomb by shockist March 24, 2009
"have you listened to emotegi yet? his new bladee cover is fire!"
emotegi by truckstealer December 9, 2020