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by Bryant September 1, 2008
Get the Nick mug.A gluttonous female with a little more than just backfat making up her figure who is also know to have very loose morals.
by Bryant September 12, 2003
Get the Glutty mug.A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)
Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.
Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.
Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
by Bryant September 12, 2003
Get the Farmington mug.One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".
These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.
Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
by Bryant September 15, 2004
Get the emologist mug.Possibly the greatest word known to man. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is usually used as a noun, or a name. Also spelt "Pooflonck". Often used with the noun cheese like "Pooflonk Cheese"
Created by an awesome guy named Peter, but carried on by Bryant Boesen
Created by an awesome guy named Peter, but carried on by Bryant Boesen
by Bryant December 30, 2004
Get the Pooflonk mug.when you are talking to a very sweet and pretty girl, trying to say that you are a "dork" and you screw up and instead of "dork" you put "drok".
reference: see "dork"
reference: see "dork"
by bryant May 13, 2005
Get the drok mug.Elena is the Coolest person ever!
by Bryant June 15, 2004
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