Emogul

An emo seagull, often used to describe people who are emo but always laughing at themselves

person 1: Dude, yesterday, your girlfriend was laughing at herself.

person 2: She is such an emogul.

by Marcina October 15, 2009

Emoglobin

n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.

Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.

Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.

by Derik October 29, 2006

emopulate

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.

"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."

by gregsan October 9, 2011

Emagulate

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.

The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

by LongJohnnyRocket/SunnySparkle January 4, 2011

Emokulate

/iˈmäkyəlit/ adj., n.

e - mok - u - late

1. To be perfect in every way and without flaw; beyond immaculate (adj.)
2. The ultimate, optimal, or maximum result; above the given scale of success (adj.)
3. Proper description of one who looks astounding in a bow-tie (n.)

1. This red velvet cake is so delicious--combined with the creamed cheese icing, it is simply emokulate.

2. Young Sam has performed at emokulate levels on his IQ test. We are considering him for early entry into Havard University, with a full scholarship to Harvard, and then to the business school, school of law, or school of medicine; whichever he prefers.

3. James is definitely an emokulate; that bow-tie defines his exquisite tastes in fine art.

by B. Roby October 8, 2011

emoglam

Basically, emo kids that try at all times to be fashionable. They're sure to match their belt with their shoes, their shirt to their trucker hat... in other words:

emoglams are emokid fashion freaks.

"Dude, check out that emoglam guy..matching his belt with his shoes"

by elenax June 7, 2005

Emogelical

White evangelical Christian males, under the age of 40, who wear skinny jeans, attend Q Conferences, and think there's a 72% chance that gays are going to hell. They care a lot about poor people, from a distance. They get Seth Godin's daily email and they like to debate about atonement theology, even though they don't quite understand it. Hair is very important. They are known to create drama in the College and Young Career groups at mega-churches for breaking up with their girlfriends because "the Lord just wants me to be single for a while, so that I can really give him all the glory," and they say that they've "kissed dating goodbye." When they start dating someone else in the College and Young Career group the next week, they say, "the Lord just really laid it on my heart that I need to start courting again." Emogelicals often take online seminary classes and work as baristas.

My church is being taken over by Emogelicals. All they want to do is mack with girls and have Bible studies about chastity.

by Teejbuddy May 28, 2010