Jesus

A long-dead Middle-Eastern hippy who smoked weed and fathered many screwed up kids including George W. Bush and John McCain.

My mom told me to do what Jesus did, so I bought a bag of weed off my friend.

by Marcina June 18, 2008

Emogul

An emo seagull, often used to describe people who are emo but always laughing at themselves

person 1: Dude, yesterday, your girlfriend was laughing at herself.

person 2: She is such an emogul.

by Marcina October 15, 2009