Emesculate 

The act of retrieving a zygote and separating it into a sperm and egg. This is an alternative to abortion, with the main difference being the fact that the parents receive their sperm and egg, unlike abortion.

Joe: I emesculated my child!
Bob: You're a man...

Emesculate by dw104c February 12, 2024

emasculation

1. The removal of the penis and testicles. (removal of the testicles alone is called Castration)

2. Metaphorically, the removal of a male ego, pride, empowerment. Making a man subservient or in a 'feminine' role.

In the middle ages, emasculation was a form of punishment and public humiliation along with being hanged, drawn and quartered.

emasculation by Shaowfax2020 October 13, 2016

emasculate 

Castrate, expurgate, to render effiminent. To remove the (male) genitals from.

He was mentally emasculated by the harsh tone in her voice.

emasculate by Larstait November 14, 2003

premature emasculation 

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

premature emasculation by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008

Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.

The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.

Emasculated by Kirlong March 14, 2010

Emasculator 

a woman that demasculates a man so much that his penis literally shrivels up and becomes utterly useless.

Jen was such a Emasculator to her husband so much that he can no longer make sex to her. She regrets being so bitchy now.

Emasculator by IMMA MAN December 14, 2009

evasculate 

To strip a man of his main vein either literally, or more usually, figuratively.

You know, Linda really evasculated James last night when he tried not to pay for her dinner.

evasculate by Farmee May 18, 2011