Emboozlement

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.

Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"

Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

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embogglement

em·bog·gle

For one to completely astonish or perplex another by revealing the solution of a seemingly unsolvable puzzle, the meaning of an unfathomable idea (such as life) or the answer to an impossible question.

1)
"How did you see that word in there? I still can't see how you got it."
"Are you emboggled?"
"I am completely emboggled."

2)
I don't know what to think. You emboggled me good. You should be locked up for embogglement.

3)
"I was... just turning left. Wait, right."
"You emboggle me, mate. You really do."

embogglement by ShaneMaster January 17, 2009

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Embezzlement

The process of glueing little jewels and diamantes on one's nether region

Philip went to the salon today for an embezzlement for a special occasion

Embezzlement by Tallulahbuttercup August 29, 2018

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