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Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"
Essayed by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009
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Suffering from a form of delayed elation
Whilst I thought I had lost my keys I was elayed to find they were in my pocket.
elayed by 'B'ub July 7, 2017

.Elsaeditz 

.Elsaeditz is a great tiktok editor. She deserves so much more hype and she is very pretty.
Someone:Oh i saw this good editor today.
You:Was it .Elsaeditz?
Someone:Yes! How did you know?
You:Becouse shes the best!
.Elsaeditz by COOKIEBRAIM June 30, 2022
When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023
Essayed (pronunciation) S.A'd = Sexual Assault
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

omar elsayad 

This guy is such an amazing guy frfr, he likes everyone cuz hes such a kind person and will never fail to impress the girliessssss, he hangs with dabois most of the time but gives much more time for some girls cuz damn they sexy. he is shit at chemistry tho, yet does so good in its exams idk how. hes madcute w tbh most of the girls fall for him, he usually can attract ur girl and yo mama too. but in the end hes a very good halal person so u wont see him kissing girls on trees before texting their dads. remember to sex with him tho cuz very fun ngll. also i have a crush on him lol
omg is that omar elsayad, i want to sex him so bad.
omar elsayad by omar's secret stalker September 12, 2021