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Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"
Essayed by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009
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Suffering from a form of delayed elation
Whilst I thought I had lost my keys I was elayed to find they were in my pocket.
elayed by 'B'ub July 7, 2017

.Elsaeditz 

.Elsaeditz is a great tiktok editor. She deserves so much more hype and she is very pretty.
Someone:Oh i saw this good editor today.
You:Was it .Elsaeditz?
Someone:Yes! How did you know?
You:Becouse shes the best!
.Elsaeditz by COOKIEBRAIM June 30, 2022
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023
When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

omar elsayad 

This guy is such an amazing guy frfr, he likes everyone cuz hes such a kind person and will never fail to impress the girliessssss, he hangs with dabois most of the time but gives much more time for some girls cuz damn they sexy. he is shit at chemistry tho, yet does so good in its exams idk how. hes madcute w tbh most of the girls fall for him, he usually can attract ur girl and yo mama too. but in the end hes a very good halal person so u wont see him kissing girls on trees before texting their dads. remember to sex with him tho cuz very fun ngll. also i have a crush on him lol
omg is that omar elsayad, i want to sex him so bad.
omar elsayad by omar's secret stalker September 12, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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