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Essayed 

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Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"
Essayed by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009
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elayed 

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Suffering from a form of delayed elation
Whilst I thought I had lost my keys I was elayed to find they were in my pocket.
elayed by 'B'ub July 7, 2017

.Elsaeditz 

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.Elsaeditz is a great tiktok editor. She deserves so much more hype and she is very pretty.
Someone:Oh i saw this good editor today.
You:Was it .Elsaeditz?
Someone:Yes! How did you know?
You:Becouse shes the best!
.Elsaeditz by COOKIEBRAIM June 30, 2022

Essayed 

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When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

Essayed 

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Essayed (pronunciation) S.A'd = Sexual Assault
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

omar elsayad 

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This guy is such an amazing guy frfr, he likes everyone cuz hes such a kind person and will never fail to impress the girliessssss, he hangs with dabois most of the time but gives much more time for some girls cuz damn they sexy. he is shit at chemistry tho, yet does so good in its exams idk how. hes madcute w tbh most of the girls fall for him, he usually can attract ur girl and yo mama too. but in the end hes a very good halal person so u wont see him kissing girls on trees before texting their dads. remember to sex with him tho cuz very fun ngll. also i have a crush on him lol
omg is that omar elsayad, i want to sex him so bad.
omar elsayad by omar's secret stalker September 12, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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