Elmoism

The belief that Elmo is the ideal form of life and is the most powerful, all knowing being.

"Hey i'm intrested in Elmoism, could you tell me more?"
"To Elmo, we are just cattle on his farm. We are cared for by Elmo until we are consumed. But he is not the farmer. He is the soil we till, the the seeds we plant."
"...Ok."

by THATpyukumuku October 09, 2020

elmoism

The only true cult of elmo

click the link below to be an part of elmoism

by I killed the train May 18, 2020