Elmfer 

The act or feeling of admiring something in curiosity.

Gabe: wow this painting sure I cool
Eli: gives me a feeling of elmfer

Elmfer by Beans4Every1 December 17, 2021

elmers stick 

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

elmers stick by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

Elmer 

A man with integrity and honour, deserving respect.
Community Minded and love of family and friends.
Loves to Laugh and Joke. Strongminded and loyal. Brave and Humble

That guy volunteers for everything, he is a real elmer.
That guy is always laughing and playing jokes. He pulled a real elmer.

Elmer by Wish I was an Elmer February 3, 2010

Elmer Fudd Syndrome 

A speech Impediment that involves the R's in words being spoken as W's.

Elmer Fudd Syndrome is when you say Raskly Rabbit as Waskly Wabbit.

Elmer Fudd Syndrome by Rockman Zero July 11, 2010

Elmer's Glue 

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

Elmer's Glue by bryri February 27, 2010

Elmer Fudd 

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

Elmer Fudd by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

Elmer Alert by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010