Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.
Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.
by BallsDeep2010 February 26, 2010
The act of ripping a rancid fart in a sleeping bag and holding it in all night, rendering any clothing involved completely saturated in a sulfurous odor. Thus, causing you to jump out of the sleeping bag in the morning, strip away your clothes, and air them out in a flapping motion, similar to the action of an emerging butterfly shedding its cocoon and drying out its wings in order to complete its transformation.
by BallsDeep2010 April 15, 2010