DarkMillennia's definitions

deadbeat dad

An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.

This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

Chun Li

A character from the Street Fighter video games. Crazy-ass kung fu bitch whose sole purpose in life is to stick her size 9 boot far up M. Bison's ass.

And so the Lord said unto thee: "Chun Li! Thou shalt lay the royal smackdown on M. Bison's bitch ass." And Chun Li did beat the shit out of M. Bison, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
Chun Li 3:16

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

Link

My fucking hero.

What? Link bitchslapped Ganondorf for the umpteenth time today? KEG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

super nintendo

A 16-bit system that superficial idiots who only play GTA3 make fun of. A wonderful boredom-killer.

I pimpslapped Bowser in Super Mario World on my Super Nintendo. ^.^

by DarkMillennia September 7, 2003

separation of church and state

An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.

We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.

by DarkMillennia September 4, 2003

Patriot Act

Our country's fucking death knell.

The Americans are pissed off because their rights were taken away and their Constitution torn apart by the Patriot Act.

by DarkMillennia August 17, 2003

guinea pig

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.

I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003