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Definitions by DarkMillennia

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.
Name of that stupid blonde girl from the Inspector Gadget cartoons who gets kidnapped every single damn day. Her dog, Brain, always seems to come to her rescue. The lucky bitch is also the proud owner of a tablet PC, disguised as an encyclopedia.
My theory is that Penny secretly fucks the dog, but doesn't want to let her uncle--her dog's boyfriend--know about it. She's not a fan of incestual threesomes.
penny by DarkMillennia September 29, 2003

super nintendo 

A 16-bit system that superficial idiots who only play GTA3 make fun of. A wonderful boredom-killer.
I pimpslapped Bowser in Super Mario World on my Super Nintendo. ^.^
super nintendo by DarkMillennia September 7, 2003

Mudblood 

The dumbest fucking insult ever to be conjured up.
Harry Potter pimpslapped Draco Malfoy for being a retard after Malfoy called his bitch a mudblood.
Mudblood by DarkMillennia September 4, 2003

separation of church and state 

An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.
We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.

revolution 

The answer to wordgovernment/word. Also a wonderful excuse to rob a shitload of rich people.
revolution by DarkMillennia August 26, 2003

complacent 

A state of mind that everyone in the world is trapped in except for kids and teenagers, hippies, protestors, old people, and anyone who ever bothered to follow their dreams(and succeeded).
If being bitter and complacent is what it means to grow up, then let me stay immature forever.
complacent by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003