Elker

Trash. Absolute garbage. Day old hot dog water.

The elkers just lost the basketball game. No surprise there!

by 12 incher January 14, 2022

Elker

A person who doesn't stop talking about elks.

"My friend Jerry is such a Elker."

by Highfructosecornsyrup May 28, 2024

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

Elbert

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

Elder Scrolls

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

by 1337 sux October 1, 2006