Elizabethian 

An absolute Mad cunt that will stab you, has no front teeth and can not pronounce 'th', generally a good convo

I am Elizabethian

Elizabethian by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019

ElizabethAftonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Elizabeth Afton

Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )

Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.

I’m gonna go call the police now.

Boy: What’s your sexuality?
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.

ElizabethAftonsexual by randysbeloved on TikTok !! August 22, 2021

elizabethany 

A shortened version of Beth, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. She’s so full of personality and so smart. She’s an utter beauty and could turn any bad day into one of the best of your life. Could go on for days defining an Elizabethany - they’re just that amazing. If you find one, don’t lose it.

“Hey he looks happy”
“Must have been with Elizabethany”

elizabethany by FFCO March 17, 2022

elizabethaftonandherb0w 

A cool tiktoker who started in 2018
Her main account was banned at 50k
She goes to ****** ***** ********** highschool

And her real name is Elizabeth she has a pet spider

Elizabethaftonandherb0w is so cool *they* like swimming *there* autistic too

elizabethaftonandherb0w by 777y2k June 7, 2023

Elizabethan conceit 

Very extended descriptive metaphor

William Shakespeare uses Elizabethan Conceit very frequently throughout Romeo and Juliet.

Elizabethan conceit by Nick Frececntesse February 19, 2008

Elizabethton 

Area in TN that rejects black people and has dirty cops it is the meth capital of TN and every one there is related and sleeps with their cousin

Those cops up in elizabethton are selling meth at the food city.

Elizabethton by Statetropper88 July 14, 2020

Elizabethism 

A form of ideology, in which one gains power & lives through sexual intercourse & trade of semen, this can be seen as a world we’re all currency is replaced with amounts of semen, and schools mainly focus on the education of the human body & sex. This ideology was first proposed by Elizabeth Einschted & her husband Stefan Einschted in 1622, when Elizabeth Einschted was raped on her trip through the city of Samerberg, Germany. She got drunk after the incident and ranted about enlightenment on her way home, in which she wrote a 6-page theory on her ideology, the idea was not popular and seen as immoral at the time, and eventually in 1805, french soldiers allegedly stole the theory pamphlet and it was never seen again.

I follow Elizabethism, as I believe the world would be much easier with the trade of semen instead of varieties of foreign coins, and sexual Intercourse could boost human life around the world.

Elizabethism by Cirina Byaliskow October 18, 2020