Elizabethism

A form of ideology, in which one gains power & lives through sexual intercourse & trade of semen, this can be seen as a world we’re all currency is replaced with amounts of semen, and schools mainly focus on the education of the human body & sex. This ideology was first proposed by Elizabeth Einschted & her husband Stefan Einschted in 1622, when Elizabeth Einschted was raped on her trip through the city of Samerberg, Germany. She got drunk after the incident and ranted about enlightenment on her way home, in which she wrote a 6-page theory on her ideology, the idea was not popular and seen as immoral at the time, and eventually in 1805, french soldiers allegedly stole the theory pamphlet and it was never seen again.

I follow Elizabethism, as I believe the world would be much easier with the trade of semen instead of varieties of foreign coins, and sexual Intercourse could boost human life around the world.

by Cirina Byaliskow October 18, 2020

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Elizabeths boobs

A warm place for squirrels to hide when its cold out.

Its freezing out here, lets gather some nuts and head for Elizabeths boobs!

by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020

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Elizabethian

An absolute Mad cunt that will stab you, has no front teeth and can not pronounce 'th', generally a good convo

I am Elizabethian

by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019

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Elizabethsexual

Attraction to a beautiful baby mop called Elizabeth

I am elizabethsexual so if you’re not Elizabeth then we can’t date

by Just an Obsessed bear April 2, 2021

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Queen elizabeths glizzy

In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3

"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"

by u and i r gay <3 August 11, 2021

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