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elizabetholsensexual 

This is when you are highly attracted to Elizabeth Olsen.
I am Elizabetholsensexual

ElizabethAftonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Elizabeth Afton

Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )

Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.

I’m gonna go call the police now.
Boy: What’s your sexuality?
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.

Elizabethtown College 

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.
"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."

Elizabethtown 

The largest city in Kentucky between Owensboro and Louisville, each of which are about 50 miles or so from this location. The city has a population of about 24,000 and consists of many fast-food and sit-down restaurants, shopping centers, and considerably-good schools.
Elizabethtown's nickname is E-town.

elizabethany 

A shortened version of Beth, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. She’s so full of personality and so smart. She’s an utter beauty and could turn any bad day into one of the best of your life. Could go on for days defining an Elizabethany - they’re just that amazing. If you find one, don’t lose it.
“Hey he looks happy
Must have been with Elizabethany”
elizabethany by FFCO March 17, 2022

Elizabethian 

An absolute Mad cunt that will stab you, has no front teeth and can not pronounce 'th', generally a good convo
I am Elizabethian
Elizabethian by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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