Elizabeth II

Immortal who has beheaded every other but one, so that she would fulfill her destiny as Queen of the United Kingdom forever and die with the Universe and the last immortal: the immortal snail. She has many powers but her most impressive one is being able to handle a 5-minute discussion with Boris Johnson. Legends say that Elon Musk created her in order to make every British person buy a Tesla so that he could play Grand Theft Auto in London.

Wow, who dat gal ? She damn fine brah.

She Elizabeth II man.

Elizabeth II by Descartesbeforedahorse June 13, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II 

These definitions aged like milk..

Queen Elizabeth II is now dead, Rest in peace

Queen Elizabeth II by Pxprobotvidz September 8, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II 

Someone who made me lose hope got human immortality.

RIP Queen Elizabeth II 😇❤️

Queen Elizabeth II by UltimateDoge September 8, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II 

She ran out of totems💀

“Dude did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died”

Queen Elizabeth II by killingmyselfrn September 9, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II 

An immortal that will never die and will rule England forever. She is currently 94 but will probably live till 1000.

Queen Elizabeth II has been alive for so long, I don't think she will ever die.

Queen Elizabeth II by JamesCharlesBootyCheeks June 2, 2020

queen elizabeth ii 

To defecate; to extrude fecal matter from the buttox

Hey, I'll be back in a minute I gotta go take a Queen Elizabeth II"

queen elizabeth ii by Kirix May 29, 2011

Queen Elizabeth II 

A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.

Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-

Queen Elizabeth II by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022