Elberd 

A little shithead that visits you every single day, annoying you until your demise. He will ask a million of questions whether he is in class or not. He says jokes that are not funny anymore aswell, making him extremely not funny.

"Yo Elberd, stop asking the most unnecessary questions"

Elberd by EEEERRRR February 13, 2022

Elbert 

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

Elbert by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

Elbert County 

An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.

If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!

"You paid $600,000 for a house 3 hours and 53 miles from your work? That is very unintelligent!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"

Elbert County by New Mexican November 24, 2019

eberdick 

a dick that is so good that the emotion displayed when receiving it is indescribable

can i suck your eberdick?

eberdick by hallie boballie January 21, 2019

Elbereth 

A slang term used to propose a sexual encounter.

You engrave in the floor with an athame.
What do you want to engrave in the floor here? Elbereth
The hobgoblin turns to flee!

Elbereth by Nobody Special from DD May 21, 2009

Elbert 

The most awesome guy in the entire fucken universe. The tallest mountain in the Rocky's (Mt. Elbert) was named after the human Elbert. Elbert = the best.

Michael Phelps is believed to be the Elbert of swimming.

Elbert by The one that saves the world October 7, 2011

Jeremy Elbertson 

Jeremy Elbertson (born on hobbit day) is a Homunculus who often goes by the name “Jerma985”.

I heard that Jeremy Elbertson guy ZERKED OFF in front of the entire human race on stream!!?!!??!

Jeremy Elbertson by The-Red-Thing November 8, 2021