Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.
by wordsmite January 26, 2010
Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up
"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"
by brewster666 March 12, 2015
To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.
by TN Woman's Suffrage Group August 14, 2007
by laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren April 29, 2008
When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.
by halgaola September 14, 2007
A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.
I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin
by The anal douche March 22, 2020
by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010