hobgoblin

Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.
by wordsmite January 26, 2010
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Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up
"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"
by brewster666 March 12, 2015
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To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.
Tom totally pulled a hobgoblin on that chick from the pub last night.
by TN Woman's Suffrage Group August 14, 2007
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Something Causing fear ;; a mischevious goblin
You instilled a hobgoblin in me I never knew of
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When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.
Man, last night I saw this drunk guy hobgoblin someone! It was fucking nasty!
by halgaola September 14, 2007
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A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.
I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin
by The anal douche March 22, 2020
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A way of expressing you find a member of the opposite sex hideous and utterly repulsive.
Person 1: yo i just hooked up with this girl.
Nick: i feel like she was a real...Hobgoblin...
by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010
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