elbend

when your stickin it up a pussy that's too tight and you bend

man i was gonna doggy stacey the other night but she made me fuckin elbend before i got an inch up there

by ltbizzle December 7, 2006

Elvendork

It's unisex!

From the Storycard jk rowling wrote for watersones.

"Names? Er-Well, let's see. There's Wilberforce...Bathsheba...Elvendork..."

by floss bucket June 13, 2008

ElfenDwire

ElfenDwire is what you call a nerdy faggot when your angry

Look at the fucking ElfenDwire cunt

by Boomybastard August 24, 2019

Elendil

The High King of both Arnor and Gondor (although his 2 sons, Isildur and Anarion actually ran Gondor), he was born in Numenore as a relation of the royal family. Upon the destruction of Numenor by the Valar, he led the remnant of the Faithful Dunedain to Middle-Earth; where he and Gil-Galad re-affirmed the friendship between Men and Elves. When Sauron rose again and his forces took Minas Ithil, Elendil decided upon a do-or-die assault upon Sauron. So he went to his friend Gil-Galad, and he agreed to honor the Elves debt to Numenore; and help overthrow the Dark Lord. Thus was formed the Last Alliance. During the battle of the Last Alliance, when victory was assured and Sauron took to the battlefield, he picked up Gil-Galad by the neck; and so hot was the fire of his rage that before their eyes he burst into flames. Elendil charged Sauron in order to avenge his friend but Sauron smashed him with his mace and he was mortally wounded and died there also.

Elendil was the previous owner of Aragorn's sword, Anduril. Before it was broken its name was Narsil.

by Elendil February 20, 2008

elendige

die elendige (from german for miserable)

mainly describes a female social outcast, either because of her face and body or mental state. in the worst case both is combined

they play a very important role in our society. if your life is shit you just look at one of them and are happy again.

+Look! Over there who's commin over here.
-Dammit the elendige!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

Elendira

Racial slur for white people. The definition of 'as white as can possibly be'. Generally seen as Italian.

aww nigga, look at that Elendira-- she be so white!!

by The Bojo March 7, 2009

elbando

a type of loser/geek found in remote parts of norfolk

usally part of a film making click

hey look that that elbando over by the game station

by Fred yocks February 23, 2009