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El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit
After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.
by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009
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el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
by el capitano December 12, 2004
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El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
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el capitan

Captin Morgan's alcohol
"Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain"
<i>El Capitan</i> by OPM
by LadyRachel March 14, 2004
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El Capitan

El Crap is racist
by penis October 5, 2003
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Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.
A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.
by Snake Eyes again December 13, 2010
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El capitano

When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.
When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.
by Riancz October 3, 2015
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