4 definitions by el capitano

haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

by el capitano December 12, 2004

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

Benny

An erotic fetish for being vomited on, the chunkier the better.

My girlfriend was so drunk last night she gave me a Benny.

by el capitano November 9, 2018

babez

an exaggerated version of babes but 'updated' for the 21st century with the z. usually only used by annoying girls , gaymen or people taking the piss.

hey babez
rogie babez

by el capitano December 13, 2004