ejerkulation

the act of ejaculation due to masturbation

Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing.

by milfmaster February 8, 2009

Ejerkulation

To ejaculate from jerking off

Billy: Dude I totally just has sexual intercourse with my hand and had an Ejerkulation
Tom: I do that all the time bro!

by gobs13 March 5, 2014

EJERKULATION

Right wing, conservative, and Republican media personalities practice EJERKULATION when they become ecstatic and elated about the suffering

of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.

The ejerkulation of the right wingers became visibly apparent when the right wing host said "Its about time we took all benefits from the poor, disabled, elderly and people of color! Why don't they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and quit costing our ultra wealthy donors who get massive tax cuts all that money! Don't they get it? Our sketchy ultra wealthy donors who control us are being cheated!"

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023

Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 4, 2009

Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

Ejunkulation

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.

Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.

by CluexFour May 13, 2010

Premature ejokulation

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

by spencedog April 11, 2009