Ejacuread

Reading a book and ejaculating on the cover to make it look better.

Elvis died while on the toilet trying to Ejacuread on Thomas the Tank engine book cover.

by Dean martin1 May 27, 2008

premature ejacusend

When you accidently press the send button before you've finished typing the full message. Can occur while texting or email.

Guy 1: "Oh, man I just texted my girlfiiend that "I'd love to have a b"

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't get to finish the sentence cause I accidently had a premature ejacusend. I was going to tell her I'd love to have a beer with her. "

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Ejaculadore

A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.

The ejaculadore certainly protected the audience in the front row from that stray cumshot!

by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

EjacuEARLY

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.

1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.

by Jeff D December 2, 2004

Ejaculendous

A picture or other micellaneous item that gives you the urge too jack off.!

Dude! That picture of sara is Ejaculendous!

by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008

Ejacurbating

Using the cum of your partner as lubrication for masturbation.

I found ejacurbating better than masturbating.

by EpicMuffinWIN January 3, 2011

Ejacurealization

A realization you obtain after ejaculating to something you normally would not ejaculate to or normally think is unappealing giving you a sense of remorse.

After meeting the new lunch lady Joey went into the restroom stalls to wank one off real fast only to come back and see that he had a ejacurealization and that the lunch lady was horribly disturbing.

by xMcLovin May 21, 2011