Guy 1: "Oh, man I just texted my girlfiiend that "I'd love to have a b"

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't get to finish the sentence cause I accidently had a premature ejacusend. I was going to tell her I'd love to have a beer with her. "

premature ejacusend by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Related Words

Ejacuread • Ejacurealization • EjacuEARLY • Ejaculadore • Ejaculendous • Ejacurbating • premature ejacusend • ejac-u-beam

Ejaculadore

A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.

The ejaculadore certainly protected the audience in the front row from that stray cumshot!

Ejaculadore by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

EjacuEARLY

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.

1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.

EjacuEARLY by Jeff D December 2, 2004

Ejaculendous

A picture or other micellaneous item that gives you the urge too jack off.!

Dude! That picture of sara is Ejaculendous!

Ejaculendous by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008

Ejacurbating

Using the cum of your partner as lubrication for masturbation.

I found ejacurbating better than masturbating.

Ejacurbating by EpicMuffinWIN January 3, 2011

Ejacurealization

A realization you obtain after ejaculating to something you normally would not ejaculate to or normally think is unappealing giving you a sense of remorse.

After meeting the new lunch lady Joey went into the restroom stalls to wank one off real fast only to come back and see that he had a ejacurealization and that the lunch lady was horribly disturbing.

Ejacurealization by xMcLovin May 21, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026